My Beautiful and Sexy Wife: Kids, what should be the consequence for whining? You’re driving me crazy.
My Daughter (Age 4): I think if we whine, you should make us drink wine. Because, whine and wine rhyme!
Posted in Family, tagged Alcohol, Bacchus, Behavior, Childhood, Children, Consequences, Dionysos, Dionysus, Discipline, Family, Marriage, Parenting, Whining, Wine on April 13, 2012| Leave a Comment »
My Beautiful and Sexy Wife: Kids, what should be the consequence for whining? You’re driving me crazy.
My Daughter (Age 4): I think if we whine, you should make us drink wine. Because, whine and wine rhyme!
Posted in Family, Religion, tagged Jesus; Laser Eyes; Heaven; Family; Marriage, Kids; Religion; Christianity; Jesus Christ on February 24, 2012| Leave a Comment »
My Daughter (Age 4): Jesus has laser eyes.
My Beautiful and Sexy Wife: Really? What does he do with them?
My Daughter: That’s how he takes us to heaven.
Posted in Family, Spirituality, tagged Apollo, Baby, Birth, Boy, C-Section, Caesarean Section, Children, Family, Hospital, Kids, Life, Marriage, Recovery, Son, Veteran's Day on November 12, 2011| 11 Comments »
Born 11/11/11. Middle name (one of them, at least) Apollo. Baby and his mom, my beautiful and sexy wife, are doing great, but c-section recovery can be a bit harrowing, so they’ll be in the hospital for a few days while I herd our other two here at home.