I grew up in Knoxville, Tennessee, which meant that I had very few Mormon friends and many if not most of the people I went to school with were some kind of evangelical Christian. I often secretly envied them.
Even so the words and phrases they used to talk about their faith often really bugged me. It was so alien, and so off-putting.
Turns out those words and phrases were almost always actually from the Bible.
Sailing to Byzantium 