So, a rule of thumb might be that if you’re just about to go to heaven and you accidentally read an evil black book that casts you down to hell and there’s this terrible evil tower that reaches maybe almost back up to heaven but not quite, and you get up to the top by mostly pure luck, you probably shouldn’t rely on said evil book to get you the last little bit.
Because it won’t work. It will trick you and you will turn into a demon or something. Of course, if you wanted to become a demon, then by all means, go ahead. That’s really the moral of the story here. The other moral of the story is that Ronnie James Dio is fucking awesome.
Sailing to Byzantium 